what’s worse than a monday morning after an awesome weekend? a monday morning after a week-long spring break vacation. before I load your retinas up with the normal dopamine stimulants from thebroline archives, I want to elaborate on what expectations you should have during the transition from your spring break/vacation week back to reality:
Things that will never carry over:
- Hook-up’s involving ex’s
- Keeping in touch with random people you meet on your vacation or cruise
Things that should always carry over:
- Your tan
- Your hangover
- Pictures that you don’t remember
Things that always will carry over (whether you want them to or not):
- STD’s
- Arrests/criminal charges from another state or country
- That video or photo of you dancing on stage with a slump-buster
- Your credit card bill
just a short list, some of which I have experienced (excluding STD’s and arrests). welcome back to reality bro’s, seize the day!
