Philanthropy – (noun) This is a term used similarly to its original definition. If you regularly participate in philanthropic doings you by definition are a philanthropist. My friends are not quite high enough on the food chain to truly be a philanthropist in its normal definition but by our definition, a fair share of them [...]
Possum – (verb) The act of falling asleep to in order to avoid hooking up with a chick. It is perfectly acceptable to possum after taking the grenade and your bro is already sealing the deal. Possum at your own risk because I’d say it’s about 99.9% affective if used correctly, kind of like condoms. [...]
Bottom Feeder (noun) - At the moment, I cannot think of a time when it would be considered a compliment to be referred to as a bottom feeder. Surviving in every ecosystem, bottom feeders are the scrap catchers, the dumpster animals, and opportunity eaters. Every guy knows at least one of these “species” when it comes [...]
NARP (noun) Stands for a Non-Athletic Regular Person. It rhymes with Carp, a well known fresh water fish. This would be a word almost synonomous with the term “Wet Blanket” adding the non-athletic descriptor. NARP would be someone who looks and acts non-athletic and is so regular in personality that it hardly exists. NARPS come [...]
slump-buster (noun) - Everyone that watches sports is familiar with a slump of some kind… And I am willing to bet most guys have had a period of time when the ladies were harder to come by. Maybe you took a few girls home but didn’t capitalize. Invests, with little to no dividends. It seems like [...]
the dragon (noun) – a rare breed of cock-blocking friend of the girl you are about to take home. The dragon differs from the more common cock-blocking girl for several reasons. First, she is mystical surprise. You, as the knight in shinning amour, didn’t see her coming and had no idea that she would appear. You were [...]
sloppopotamus [slop-uh-pot-uh-muhs] noun – being so drunk you are to the point of being sloppy. One is usually deemed this due to multiple accounts or being known for how incredibly drunk one gets. Let’s just start off by saying that if your nickname has something to do with alcohol, or the amount you drink, or [...]
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